Happy Thursday! We interrupt this morning to bring you the following terrible math joke, courtesy of my hubby.
A farmer wants to know how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his border collie to count them.
The dog runs into the field, counts them and runs back to the farmer.
The farmer says, “How many?”
The dog says, “40.”
The farmer is surprised and says, “How can there be 40 – I only bought 38!”
The dog says, “I rounded them up.”
🙂 Have a fun day!
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I can’t believe I didn’t get a single boo out of yesterday’s post title.
I felt a little sheepish being so silly, but apparently nobody was paying attention.
Come on, folks, that was pretty baaaad!