Happy Thursday! We interrupt this morning to bring you the following terrible math joke, courtesy of my hubby.
A farmer wants to know how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his border collie to count them.
The dog runs into the field, counts them and runs back to the farmer.
The farmer says, “How many?”
The dog says, “40.”
The dog says, “I rounded them up.”
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Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Wanda Witch
Wanda Witch who?
Wanda Witch you a Happy Halloween!
(Happy pumpkin by Victoria)
Filed under the little stuff
BOO-BOOS
What do monsters play at birthday parties?
SWALLOW THE LEADER
GHOUL-ADE
What do you call a cat that’s a ghost?
A SCAREDY-CAT
What is a ghost’s favorite candy?
BOO-BLE GUM
What’s Dracula’s favorite fruit?
NECK-TARININES
What’s a monster favorite cheese?
MONSTER-ELLA
From ALL THE DAZE, where you can find lots more Halloween fun
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I can’t believe I didn’t get a single boo out of yesterday’s post title.
I felt a little sheepish being so silly, but apparently nobody was paying attention.
Come on, folks, that was pretty baaaad!
Harumph. 😉
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