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Counting Sheep

Happy Thursday!  We interrupt this morning to bring you the following terrible math joke, courtesy of my hubby.

A farmer wants to know how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his border collie to count them.

The dog runs into the field, counts them and runs back to the farmer.

The farmer says, “How many?”

The dog says, “40.”

The farmer is surprised and says, “How can there be 40 – I only bought 38!”

The dog says, “I rounded them up.”  

🙂  Have a fun day!

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Knock, Knock….

Knock, Knock…

Who’s there?

Wanda Witch

Wanda Witch who?

 

Wanda Witch you a Happy Halloween!

(Happy pumpkin by Victoria)

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Halloween Humor

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?

BOO-BOOS

What do monsters play at birthday parties?

SWALLOW THE LEADER

What’s a monster’s favorite drink?

GHOUL-ADE

What do you call a cat that’s a ghost?

A SCAREDY-CAT

What is a ghost’s favorite candy?

BOO-BLE GUM

What’s Dracula’s favorite fruit?

NECK-TARININES

What’s a monster favorite cheese?

MONSTER-ELLA

From ALL THE DAZE, where you can find lots more Halloween fun

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Not a Single Groan?

I can’t believe I didn’t get a single boo out of yesterday’s post title. 

I felt a little sheepish being so silly, but apparently nobody was paying attention.

Come on, folks, that was pretty baaaad!

Harumph.  😉

 

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