"Good news, Mom, I think I’m all over my case of Mad Man’s Disease. Wanna know what Mad Man’s Disease is? That’s when I get really mad and I act mean. But it seems to be all over!"
"You know what I love most about you, Mom? The way you help me. Like if I fall down, you reach out your hand and help me up. You’re always helping me, Mom."
"Hey Mom, how about if every time I say something stupid I hit myself in the head?"
The last one in particular really cracks me up! I told him no, for the record! :)